Inauguration (or Auntie)
1.
Tonight I came to Washington D.C. because I’m in love with someone who lives here.
It’s Inauguration Weekend.
I’m here for five days
and the bars are open ‘til 5 AM
in honor of a more sober administration.
Hopefully.
Or maybe not.
2.
I just got a brand new sweater sent to me from my aunt who lives in North Carolina.
She’s a Republican and never deviates from voting that way.
The note
with the present
said this:
“Dear nephew:
Here’s your Christmas gift.
Sorry it’s so late.
That nigger you like isn’t half bad!
I hope he doesn’t try too hard.
Love
Auntie.”
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